Will Rogers

A man only learns in two ways, one by reading, and the other by association…

If you can build a business up big enough, it’s respectable…

We will never have true civilization until we have learned to recognize the rights of…

The time to save is now. When a dog gets a bone, he doesn’t go…

A remark generally hurts in proportion to its truth…

I’m not a real movie star. I’ve still got the same wife I started out…

Make crime pay. Become a lawyer…

There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who…

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week…

Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock…

Ohio claims they are due a president as they haven’t had one since Taft. Look…

There’s only one thing that can kill the movies, and that’s education…

A fool and his money are soon elected…

I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I…

I have a scheme for stopping war. It’s this – no nation is allowed to enter…