Will Rogers

In Hollywood you can see things at night that are fast enough to be in…

Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don’t they pass a…

On account of being a democracy and run by the people, we are the only…

You can’t say civilization don’t advance… in every war they kill you in a new…

There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail…

America is becoming so educated that ignorance will be a novelty. I will belong to…

I never expected to see the day when girls would get sunburned in the places…

So live that you wouldn’t be ashamed to sell the family parrot to the town…

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on…

Liberty doesn’t work as well in practice as it does in speeches…

The more that learn to read the less learn how to make a living. That’s…

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat…

Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment…

If you ever injected truth into politics you have no politics…

We are all here for a spell, get all the good laughs you can…