Mark Twain

Whenever you find yourself on the side of the majority, it is time to pause…

When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained…

Lord save us all from a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting…

If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything…

Do the thing you fear most and the death of fear is certain…

It is curious that physical courage should be so common in the world and moral…

Laws control the lesser man… Right conduct controls the greater one…

Truth is the most valuable thing we have. Let us economize it…

Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of…

To be good is noble but to show others how to be good is nobler…

The finest clothing made is a person’s own skin, but, of course, society demands something…

Sometimes too much to drink is barely enough…

I’ve never let my school interfere with my education…

What a good thing Adam had. When he said a good thing he knew nobody…

Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned…