Mark Twain

It is not best that we should all think alike it is a difference of…

I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a…

The only way to keep your health is to eat what you don’t want, drink…

Age is an issue of mind over matter. If you don’t mind, it doesn’t matter…

Only one thing is impossible for God: To find any sense in any copyright law…

Good friends, good books and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life…

Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we…

My mother had a great deal of trouble with me, but I think she enjoyed…

There are people who can do all fine and heroic things but one – keep from…

A man’s character may be learned from the adjectives which he habitually uses in conversation…

My books are like water those of the great geniuses are wine. (Fortunately) everybody drinks…

Prophesy is a good line of business, but it is full of risks…

The Christian’s Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical…

Prosperity is the best protector of principle…

Golf is a good walk spoiled…