Larry David

I was planning on my future as a homeless person. I had a really good…

The best situation is being a single parent. The best part about is that you…

I think we’re all good and bad, but good’s not funny. Bad is funny. Suppress…

When you’re not concerned with succeeding, you can work with complete freedom…

The only change I can really see is that I don’t have to shop for…

There’s also a certain rhythm to the way Jews talk that might be funny…

I gave a funny speech at my wife’s birthday party, and I’m thinking, ‘Hey, I’ve…

Once I know people know who I am, it gives me a lot of licence…

Even back then, I exuded self-confidence, and that drives women crazy…

Obviously comedic styles do change…

The lunch in a normal American restaurant is very problematic for me. I don’t like…

Religion doesn’t play any part in my life in terms of how I live my…

There are times when I’m driving home after a day’s shooting, thinking to myself, That…

I couldn’t be happier that President Bush has stood up for having served in the…

It began to dawn on me that perhaps my country needed me more at home…