Larry David

I wanted to make a living, but I really was not interested in money at…

I still think of that guy I was without a wife or kids, and I…

Every relationship is just so tenuous and precarious…

Sometimes I have these fantasies of just moving to a foreign country and coming back…

Women love a self-confident bald man…

Well, after the divorce, I went home and turned all the lights on…

If you tell the truth about how you’re feeling, it becomes funny…

You have to discover when you’re inadequate to be funny and you don’t know you’re…