Erma Bombeck

Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving…

Thanks to my mother, not a single cardboard box has found its way back into…

Youngsters of the age of two and three are endowed with extraordinary strength. They can…

Children make your life important…

Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If…

Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You’re…

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died…

I come from a family where gravy is considered a beverage…

Sometimes I can’t figure designers out. It’s as if they flunked human anatomy…

There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and…

It takes a lot of courage to show your dreams to someone else…

Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time…

Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw…

One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of…

If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally…