Laurence J. Peter

Going to church doesn’t make you any more a Christian than going to the garage…

An intelligence test sometimes shows a man how smart he would have been not to…

If two wrongs don’t make a right, try three…

The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure…

A man doesn’t know what he knows until he knows what he doesn’t know…

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence…

Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time takes it away…

Men now monopolize the upper levels… depriving women of their rightful share of opportunities for…

Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience…

Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each other…

Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force to an immovable object…

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard…

An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday…

Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone…

Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices…