Laurence J. Peter

Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise…

Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of the beholder…

It’s better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of…

The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are content with…

Speak when you are angry – and you’ll make the best speech you’ll ever regret…

You can always tell a real friend: when you’ve made a fool of yourself he…