Dave Barry

I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educated, so they can…

The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the laws of…

The one thing that unites all human beings, regardless of age, gender, religion or ethnic…

Camping is nature’s way of promoting the motel business…

To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than a parent…

The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological characteristics, such as sex, eye…

It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, against prevailing winds for…

As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Dracula…

Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less filling…

Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, who represents a…

The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when they shave their…

I want a pit crew… I hate the procedure I currently have to go through…

Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of…

Dogs feel very strongly that they should always go with you in the car, in…

What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death…