Dave Barry

I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose of…

Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relationship…

It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take…

It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are not…

I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not…

We’ll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we feel a strong…

The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl…

Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it…

The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish…

Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles per…

The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since…

Bill Gates is a very rich man today… and do you want to know why…

The problem with winter sports is that – follow me closely here – they generally take place…

The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely…

Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobby. This…