Wilson Mizner

I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education…

To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it…

God help those who do not help themselves…

The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away…

It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found…

The difference between chirping out of turn and a faux pas depends on what kind…

Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up…

All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is…

Failure has gone to his head…

The most efficient water power in the world – women’s tears…

Art is science made clear…