W. C. Fields

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money…

The best cure for insomnia is to get a lot of sleep…

No doubt exists that all women are crazy it’s only a question of degree…

Sleep – the most beautiful experience in life – except drink…

Start every day off with a smile and get it over with…

There comes a time in the affairs of man when he must take the bull…

Never try to impress a woman, because if you do she’ll expect you to keep…

If at first you don’t succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There’s no point in…

Reminds me of my safari in Africa. Somebody forgot the corkscrew and for several days…