Tim Vine

Black beauty – he’s a dark horse…

Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people…

I was reading a book… ‘the history of glue’ – I couldn’t put it down…

One of the things I like about when I tour sometimes is that occasionally you’ll…

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said…

So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me ‘Can you…

People ask ‘do you make a conscious effort not to swear?’ – if you’re doing silly…