Spike Milligan

It was a perfect marriage. She didn’t want to and he couldn’t…

I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge…

Money couldn’t buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy…

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can’t make me happy…

Money can’t buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of…

I can speak Esperanto like a native…

And God said, ‘Let there be light’ and there was light, but the Electricity Board…

A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree…

My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic…

How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven…