Sloane Crosley

I like to try to do a little work before I do anything in the…

Since graduation, I have measured time in 4-by-5-inch pieces of paper, four…

The year most of my high school friends and I got our driver’s permits, the…

I have a disproportionate amount of faith in the goodness of the world and that…

My personality, when tasked with creating meals, goes something like this: Is there a way…

Our culture’s obsession with vintage objects has rendered us unable to separate history from nostalgia…

I was the youngest of my entire family so you are tap-dancing to try…

A pet store is a celebration of dogs’ existence and an explosion of options. About…

It’s funny. People often compare me to other humor essayists. They’re usually quite nice comparisons…

I was diagnosed with a severe temporal spatial deficit, a learning disability that means I…

Brits and Americans have hundreds of different phrases for the same thing. Luckily, it’s usually…

Alaska is what happens when Willy Wonka and the witch from Hansel and Gretel elope…

Ah, the power of two. There’s nothing quite like it. Especially when it comes to…

The truth is, I wrote a novel when I was 23. It’s hideously bad. Truly…

There’s already a marriage clock, a career clock, a biological clock. Sometimes being a woman…