Roseanne Barr

I know how to do anything, I’m a mom…

I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I’ve done my…

Take this marriage thing seriously – it has to last all the way to the divorce…

Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the…

The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take…

Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time…

A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of…

My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be…

As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband…