Robin Williams

I like my wine like my women – ready to pass out…

I’m sorry, if you were right, I’d agree with you…

Spring is nature’s way of saying, ‘Let’s party…

When you look at Prince Charles, don’t you think that someone in the Royal family…

Having George W. Bush giving a lecture on business ethics is like having a leper…

If it’s the Psychic Network why do they need a phone number…

If women ran the world we wouldn’t have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days…

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves…

No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world…

Carpe per diem – seize the check…