Paula Poundstone

I’m thankful that my memory is good because my vision is going…

I have a very silly sense of humor. I’ve never laughed harder in my entire…

I don’t have a bank account because I don’t know my mother’s maiden name…

My Mom said she learned how to swim when someone took her out in the…

I don’t need a holiday or a feast to feel grateful for my children, the…

I’m thankful for Sarah Palin’s vice presidential bid, which taught us that Alaska is not…

The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it’s…

I’m thankful for the three ounce Ziploc bag, so that I have somewhere to put…

I used to watch ‘The Waltons’ and sob because my family was nothing like that…