Paul Lynde

I wish I had the nerve not to tip…

Politicians… talk in generalities and lies, and I think they’ve caused all our grief. They’re…

I was obsessed with being rich and famous…

I sang in the choir for years, even though my family belonged to another church…

I don’t know who the hell Paul Lynde is, or why he’s funny, and I…

Food was a constant topic of conversation in our household…

My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his…

Learning lines is on my mind until I do know them. I’ll read the paper…

Sandwiches are wonderful. You don’t need a spoon or a plate…

If I ever completely lost my nervousness I would be frightened half to death…

The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn’t even own a…