P. J. O’Rourke

You can’t get rid of poverty by giving people money…

All change is bad. But sometimes it has to be done…

There’s a certain kind of behavior in the Arab world that, to me, resembles the…

I do have to travel a lot for speaking engagements…

Even very young children need to be informed about dying. Explain the concept of death…

Never wear anything that panics the cat…

As I get older, all sorts of things become less funny. Once one has children…

I realised the bohemian life was not for me. I would look around at my…

Fiscal conservatism is just an easy way to express something that is a bit more…

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage…

Let’s reintroduce corporal punishment in the schools – and use it on the teachers…

Because of their size, parents may be difficult to discipline properly…

Whatever it is that the government does, sensible Americans would prefer that the government does…

We need a government, alas, because of the nature of humans…

A very quiet and tasteful way to be famous is to have a famous relative…