P. J. O’Rourke

After all, what is your host’s purpose in having a party? Surely not for you…

I think it’s been hard for people to understand how Islam can be a good…

I like to think of my behavior in the sixties as a ‘learning experience.’ Then…

Feeling good about government is like looking on the bright side of any catastrophe. When…

I like making things. I have a wood shop at home. I am a terrible…

The idea of capitalism is not just success but also the failure that allows success…

Everybody knows how to raise children, except the people who have them…

People will tell you anything but what they do is always the truth…

The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and…

There are plenty of problems in the world, and doubtless climate change – or whatever the…

There are a number of mechanical devices which increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief…

Cleanliness becomes more important when godliness is unlikely…

Hubris is one of the great renewable resources…

Government proposes, bureaucracy disposes. And the bureaucracy must dispose of government proposals by dumping them…

In our brief national history we have shot four of our presidents, worried five of…