Mel Brooks

Look, I don’t want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you’re alive…

Humor is just another defense against the universe…

A lot of music is mathematics. It’s balance…

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open…

If Shaw and Einstein couldn’t beat death, what chance have I got? Practically none…

Everything we do in life is based on fear, especially love…

If God wanted us to fly, He would have given us tickets…

I was a soldier in WWII. The last couple of months of the war I…

Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said…

Well, just being stupid and politically incorrect doesn’t work. You can be politically incorrect if…

I don’t believe in this business of being behind, better to be in front…