Mark Twain

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it…

I never let schooling interfere with my education…

The very ink with which history is written is merely fluid prejudice…

Humor must not professedly teach and it must not professedly preach, but it must do…

Forgiveness is the fragrance that the violet sheds on the heel that has crushed it…

When in doubt tell the truth…

Soap and education are not as sudden as a massacre, but they are more deadly…

I have never let my schooling interfere with my education…

The fear of death follows from the fear of life. A man who lives fully…

The secret of getting ahead is getting started…

Humor is mankind’s greatest blessing…

You can’t depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus…

Substitute ‘damn’ every time you’re inclined to write ‘very’ your editor will delete it and…

The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up…

Work is a necessary evil to be avoided…