Lewis Black

All the candy corn that was ever made was made in 1911…

You realize that for all the shenanigans that go on in the big circus of…

A father and two sons run Adelphia. It’s a cable company. And they took from…

If you’re working out in front of a mirror and watching your muscles grow, your…

It’s absolutely stupid that we live without an ozone layer. We have men, we’ve got…

Republicans have nothing but bad ideas and Democrats have no ideas…

And I know this happens because I took economics, and I’d explain it to ya…

Online, there’s no time. It’s always Christmas…

There’s no such thing as soy milk. It’s soy juice…