Kinky Friedman

Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder…

I’ll keep us out of war with Oklahoma…

Money can buy you a fine dog, but only love can make him wag his…

Well, I just said that Jesus and I were both Jewish and that neither of…

Musicians can run this state better than politicians. We won’t get a lot done in…

I never apologize for the truth. And the truth here is that racists come in…

No, nothing has changed in my life at all, and nothing would change if I…

How can you look at the Texas legislature and still believe in intelligent design…

May the God of your choice bless and keep you. I respect Him as long…

Politics is the only field in which the more experience you have, the worse you…

I’ve always said money may buy you a fine dog, but only love can make…

I support gay marriage. I believe they have a right to be as miserable as…

We’re first on executions. We’re 49th in funding public education. We’re in a race with…