Johnny Vegas

You always hear people saying, ‘I hope I’m not turning into my dad’, but I’d…

I am a big fan of smelly cheeses but the rest of the family don’t…

You can’t be a proper comic unless you’ve been out on stage and felt the…

Comedy’s so subjective, and if someone comes to watch, doesn’t get it, doesn’t find it…

I’ve got too much respect for stand-ups to call myself one…

I’m getting positive feedback for my acting so we’ll see if any other interesting parts…

My work’s never been accepted by my family, but it’s something I’ll always carry on…

I came back from university thinking I knew all about politics and racism, not knowing…

It is easy for me to love myself, but for ladies to do it is…

I trained to be a priest – started to. I went to seminary school when I…

I used to be good with kids, but as I get older, I’m grumpy and…

The cheese board is my big treat at Christmas that I have to deny myself…

My first holiday to San Francisco in 1998-99 was supposed to be a two-week…

I think if you’re at the point where you’re popular enough to sell your wedding…

I’ve spent lots of time in London, I studied in London, I like London. It’s…