John Cleese

You don’t have to be the Dalai Lama to tell people that life’s about change…

I think that money spoils most things, once it becomes the primary motivating force…

I find it rather easy to portray a businessman. Being bland, rather cruel and incompetent…

I want to write a book which is the history of comedy…

My compulsion to always be working has become less strong and my current business is…

I can’t tell you how scary it can be walking onto a movie and suddenly…

I was always a sports nut but I’ve lost interest now in whether one bunch…

I had a very, very difficult relationship with my mother, who was supremely self-centred…

Michael Palin decided to give up on his considerable comedy talents to make those dreadfully…

I was very sad to hear of the death of Ronnie Barker, who was such…

If I can get you to laugh with me, you like me better, which makes…

If God did not intend for us to eat animals, then why did he make…

I just think that sometimes we hang onto people or relationships long after they’ve ceased…

He who laughs most, learns best…