Jerry Seinfeld

Well, all comedy starts with anger. You get angry, and its never for a good…

The truth is, I had always wanted to be a comedian, but I really didn’t…

Marriage is like a game of chess except the board is flowing water, the pieces…

When I jumped off a roof in Cannes in a bee costume, I looked ridiculous…

I think it’s funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive…

Once you start doing only what you’ve already proven you can do, you’re on the…

To me, if life boils down to one thing, it’s movement. To live is to…

I love being a dad. I just love it…

Men want to make women happy…

The first real thought that I had of something that I might do was to…

A two-year-old is kind of like having a blender, but you don’t have…

It’s amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every day always…

There’s very little advice in men’s magazines, because men don’t think there’s a lot they…

The IRS! They’re like the Mafia, they can take anything they want…

Men don’t care what’s on TV. They only care what else is on TV…