Jerry Lewis

People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius…

I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No…

If you’re an old pro, you know how well you’re doing when you’re doing it…

I’ve had the greatest respect for my work in this country by Americans. Critics have…

This is the pain pacemaker. I’ve got a battery under my skin. From that battery…

Every man’s dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman…

I have a loyalty that runs in my bloodstream, when I lock into someone or…

I have some very personal feelings about politics, but I don’t get into it because…

I never got a formal education. So my intellect is my common sense. I don’t…

I’ve had great success being a total idiot…

I turned down ‘Some Like It Hot.’ See how smart I am? I felt I…