Jeff Foxworthy

My grandma’s the most careful, safe driver in the world. You put her in a…

I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year…

My father-in-law gets up at 5 o’clock in the morning and watches the…

You may be a redneck if… you have spent more on your pickup truck than…

If your neighbors think you’re a detective because a cop always brings you home, you…

It’s a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time…

For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed…

If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just…

If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in…

My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is…

Nothing in life prepares you to be famous…

I’ve been to all 50 states, and traveled this whole country, and 90 percent of…

Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money…

If you’ve ever made change in the offering plate, you might be a redneck…

Country music is about new love and it’s about old love…