George Bernard Shaw

Life would be tolerable but for its amusements…

Hell is full of musical amateurs…

Never fret for an only son, the idea of failure will never occur to him…

I am afraid we must make the world honest before we can honestly say to…

It is a curious sensation: the sort of pain that goes mercifully beyond our powers…

Statistics show that of those who contract the habit of eating, very few survive…

The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people…

A man of great common sense and good taste – meaning thereby a man without originality…

Progress is impossible without change, and those who cannot change their minds cannot change anything…

It is the mark of a truly intelligent person to be moved by statistics…

If you can’t get rid of the skeleton in your closet, you’d best teach it…

Home life is no more natural to us than a cage is natural to a…

Power does not corrupt men fools, however, if they get into a position of power…

Martyrdom: The only way a man can become famous without ability…

Life contains but two tragedies. One is not to get your heart’s desire the other…