George Bernard Shaw

Marriage is good enough for the lower classes: they have facilities for desertion that are…

When a man says money can do anything, that settles it: he hasn’t got any…

Animals are my friends… and I don’t eat my friends…

Everything happens to everybody sooner or later if there is time enough…

I would like to take you seriously, but to do so would be an affront…

The best place to find God is in a garden. You can dig for him…

There is only one religion, though there are a hundred versions of it…

Choose silence of all virtues, for by it you hear other men’s imperfections, and conceal…

I dislike feeling at home when I am abroad…

The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal constancy of…

Except during the nine months before he draws his first breath, no man manages his…

The power of accurate observation is commonly called cynicism by those who have not got…

A fool’s brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence…

Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it…

An index is a great leveller…