Fran Lebowitz

Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women…

You’re only as good as your last haircut…

Food is an important part of a balanced diet…

Polite conversation is rarely either…

Andy Warhol made fame more famous…

Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it…

If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is sufficient evidence of…

Romantic love is mental illness. But it’s a pleasurable one. It’s a drug. It distorts…

If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater suggest…

All God’s children are not beautiful. Most of God’s children are, in fact, barely presentable…

Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both unseemly and unproductive to…

Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step – it is an…

Life is something to do when you can’t get to sleep…

There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or death. Any…

Success didn’t spoil me, I’ve always been insufferable…