Evan Esar

Hope is tomorrow’s veneer over today’s disappointment…

The girl with a future avoids a man with a past…

Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn’t done it…

Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts from reliable figures…

Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don’t lie, but admits than under…

America believes in education: the average professor earns more money in a year than a…