Doug Larson

The trouble with learning from experience is that you never graduate…

A weed is a plant that has mastered every survival skill except for learning how…

Spring is when you feel like whistling even with a shoe full of slush…

Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to…

Wisdom is the quality that keeps you from getting into situations where you need it…

Home computers are being called upon to perform many new functions, including the consumption of…

The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge…

If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would…

The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment…

Wisdom is the reward you get for a lifetime of listening when you’d have preferred…

Few things are more satisfying than seeing your children have teenagers of their own…

A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success…

More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes the better comes after the…

A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself…

For disappearing acts, it’s hard to beat what happens to the eight hours supposedly left…