Dennis Miller

Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you that marriage is…

Born again?! No, I’m not. Excuse me for getting it right the first time…

What’s so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment our…

I didn’t know my Dad – he moved out early. And my mom’s politics were kind…

There’s nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you’re insightful about it…

I’m a comedian, for God’s sake. Viewers shouldn’t trust me. And you know what? They’re…

Just put down 9/11… I think, on most things I’m liberal, except on defending ourselves…

Parenting is the most important job on the planet next to keeping Gary Busey off…

Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on an Etch-A…

I had fun pretending to be a sportscaster. People always think that was a down…

The American education system couldn’t be more badly directed or poorly funded if the Secretary…

The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country…

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out…

I rant, therefore I am…