David Sedaris

It’s odd the things that people remember. Parents will arrange a birthday party, certain it…

Also, I used to think that one day I might get someone to iron my…

I’ve been keeping a diary for thirty-three years and write in it every morning…

I tend to show everything I do to my family, to check they won’t be…

But most good movies have a gun in them…

I go to the movies at least five times a week, and after a while…

I love things made out of animals. It’s just so funny to think of someone…

After a few months in my parents’ basement, I took an apartment near the state…

My family isn’t really all that different from anyone else’s. Well, maybe they’re a bit…

The humor section is the last place an author wants to be. They put your…

I haven’t got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a…

What other people call dark and despairing, I call funny…

When I look at a lot of older stuff that I’ve written, I think one…