David Letterman

There’s only one requirement of any of us, and that is to be courageous. Because…

I cannot sing, dance or act what else would I be but a talk show…

Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change color and fall…

There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting…

It’s so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early – is it just me, or does…

Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, ‘I’ve got…

We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is working very hard. He has…

The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You know, some of these…

Don’t forget it’s daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you fall back. It’s like…