Colin Quinn

People’s – most people’s job is talking about the future or like money not even in…

That’s the beauty of being a comedian – it’s the one job you’re allowed to do…

So instead of talking about theoretical ways of ending the war and violence, I say…

Everybody’s funny in different ways…

I feel most empires fell when they started to act human, but then look at…

I’m always working on stuff. But they never materialize. I’m always working on movies and…

He is very dry but also very funny… I think people tend to feel odd…

You can’t make everybody laugh. You gotta just do what you think is funny. Just…

Marie Antoinette was funny, I’m sure she was just misinterpreted. You know the ‘Let them…

The only people who like to live alone more than comics are priests…

Everybody’s got a different sense of humor. It’s just different styles…

For the most part, comedians are pretty friendly with each other. They always say they…

You know how it is with writing. You just write what you want to write…

You know, the funny thing about Lorne and that show is that, you can go…

I write all the time – I write poetry, I love to write…