Casey Stengel

Finding good players is easy. Getting them to play as a team is another story…

Managing is getting paid for home runs that someone else hits…

The trouble with women umpires is that I couldn’t argue with one. I’d put my…

You gotta lose ’em some of the time. When you do, lose ’em right…

The key to being a good manager is keeping the people who hate me away…

Never make predictions, especially about the future…

They say Yogi Berra is funny. Well, he has a lovely wife and family, a…

Most ball games are lost, not won…

Ability is the art of getting credit for all the home runs somebody else hits…

All right everyone, line up alphabetically according to your height…

You have to go broke three times to learn how to make a living…

The trick is growing up without growing old…

Sure I played, did you think I was born at the age of 70 sitting…