Carol Burnett

Only I can change my life. No one can do it for me…

My interesting diet tips are eat early and don’t nosh between meals. I mean, I…

You have to go through the falling down in order to learn to walk. It…

Adolescence is just one big walking pimple…

But I didn’t ask to have somebody nose around in my private life. I didn’t…

We don’t stop going to school when we graduate…

My grandmother and I saw an average of eight movies a week, double features, second…

I’m glad I was born when I was. My time was the golden age of…

Words, once they are printed, have a life of their own…

I wish my mother had left me something about how she felt growing up. I…

It costs a lot to sue a magazine, and it’s too bad that we don’t…

But I don’t begrudge anybody, because I know how hard it is to have that…