Bill Watterson

Things are never quite as scary when you’ve got a best friend…

Talking with you is sort of the conversational equivalent of an out of body experience…

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has…

Letting your mind play is the best way to solve problems…

Know what’s weird? Day by day, nothing seems to change. But pretty soon, everything’s different…

I think we dream so we don’t have to be apart so long. If we’re…

Shutting off the thought process is not rejuvenating the mind is like a car battery…

Mothers are the necessity of invention…

There is not enough time to do all the nothing we want to do…

So, what’s it like in the real world? Well, the food is better, but beyond…

That’s the whole problem with science. You’ve got a bunch of empiricists trying to describe…

It seems like once people grow up, they have no idea what’s cool…

God put me on this earth to accomplish a certain number of things. Right now…

The problem with the future is that it keeps turning into the present…

Why waste time learning, when ignorance is instantaneous…