Bill Vaughan

I’m an actor. And I guess I’ve done so many movies I’ve achieved some high…

Money won’t buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff…

Man is the animal that intends to shoot himself out into interplanetary space, after having…

Muscles come and go flab lasts…

The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal…

Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them…

Now that women are jockeys, baseball umpires, atomic scientists, and business executives, maybe someday they…

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man’s lifetime…

We hope that, when the insects take over the world, they will remember with gratitude…

A real patriot is the fellow who gets a parking ticket and rejoices that the…

The Vice-Presidency is sort of like the last cookie on the plate. Everybody insists…

Youth is when you’re allowed to stay up late on New Year’s Eve. Middle age…

It would be nice if the poor were to get even half of the money…