Bill Maher

Suicide is man’s way of telling God, ‘You can’t fire me – I quit…

To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who’s your real friend? It’s…

This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privacy was something…

The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence…

Things aren’t right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he…

What Democratic congressmen do to their women staffers, Republican congressmen do to the country…

Freedom isn’t free. It shouldn’t be a bragging point that ‘Oh, I don’t get involved…

Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease…

Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting better taste in them…

If you think you have it tough, read history books…

Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don’t need…

I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else…

I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again…

We are a nation that is unenlightened because of religion. I do believe that. I…

I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion…