Ambrose Bierce

Faith: Belief without evidence in what is told by one who speaks without knowledge, of…

Anoint, v.: To grease a king or other great functionary already sufficiently slippery…

Enthusiasm – a distemper of youth, curable by small doses of repentance in connection with outward…

Wit – the salt with which the American humorist spoils his intellectual cookery by leaving it…

Success is the one unpardonable sin against our fellows…

Telephone, n. An invention of the devil which abrogates some of the advantages of making…