Yogi Berra

Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the…

The future ain’t what it used to be…

You wouldn’t have won if we’d beaten you…

I never blame myself when I’m not hitting. I just blame the bat and if…

A nickel ain’t worth a dime anymore…

How can you think and hit at the same time…

A lot of guys go, ‘Hey, Yog, say a Yogi-ism.’ I tell ’em, ‘I…

Half the lies they tell about me aren’t true…

I never said most of the things I said…

You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I’m not hungry enough to eat…

I don’t mean to be funny…

I don’t blame the players today for the money. I blame the owners. They started…