Scott Adams

Home is pretty utopian…

Creativity is allowing yourself to make mistakes. Art is knowing which ones to keep…

The greenest home is the one you don’t build. If you really want to save…

Scientists will eventually stop flailing around with solar power and focus their efforts on harnessing…

Work is like the rest of life. The best parts are free…

Informed decision-making comes from a long tradition of guessing and then blaming others for…

Women are treated differently by society for exactly the same reason that children and the…

Nothing inspires forgiveness quite like revenge…

Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of…

The best plan now is to have as many bosses as possible. I call it…

There’s kind of a toll you have to pay with a cat if you don’t…

The only risk of failure is promotion…

Remind people that profit is the difference between revenue and expense. This makes you look…

In less enlightened times, the best way to impress women was to own a hot…

I think ‘Dilbert’ will remain popular as long as employees are frustrated and they fear…