Robert Orben

Older people shouldn’t eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get…

Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history, luxuries and necessities…

Humor starts like a wildfire, but then continues on, smoldering, smoldering for years…

Never raise your hand to your children – it leaves your midsection unprotected…

To err is human – and to blame it on a computer is even more so…

I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back home…

I remember when humor was gentle pokes. I used to call it ‘arm around the…

Don’t think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success…

Quit worrying about your health. It will go away…

In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee…

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to…

I got a Valentine’s Day card from my girl. It said, ‘Take my heart! Take…

If you can laugh together, you can work together…

Happiness is a very small desk and a very big wastebasket…

Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people…