Rita Rudner

My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn’t want…

I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They’ve experienced…

My Vegas act is how I make my money…

I love being married. It’s so great to find that one special person you want…

My husband gave me a necklace. It’s fake. I requested fake. Maybe I’m paranoid, but…

Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage – they’ve experienced pain and…

Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respect…

Before I met my husband, I’d never fallen in love. I’d stepped in it a…

Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-five. Do you…

We’ve begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet – so we bought a…

In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk…

A man will go to war, fight and die for his country. But he won’t…

When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was…

My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child…

I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult…